Action News Crew

Vigilance
Channel — {6}, Discard this card: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Draw a card.

Mutant

Jennika, Bad Apple Big Sister

When Jennika enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.
Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Purple Dragon Punks

{T}: Add {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an artifact spell or to activate an ability.

Raphael, Most Attitude

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library.
Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.

Raphael, Ninja Destroyer

Raphael must be blocked if able.
Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Raphael, the Nightwatcher

Sneak {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for {1}{R}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Raphael, Tough Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Raphael's Technique

Sneak {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for {2}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Robot

Ravenous Robots

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
{R}, {T}: Creature tokens you control gain haste until end of turn.

Rock Soldiers

When this creature enters, destroy up to one target noncreature artifact.

Slash, Reptile Rampager

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Spicy Oatmeal Pizza

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Koya, Death from Above

Flying
When Koya enters, exile up to one other target creature. At the beginning of the next end step, you may pay {3}{B}. If you don't, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Wingnut, Bat on the Belfry

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Wingnut gains your choice of flying, menace, or haste until end of turn.
Whenever Wingnut attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Zog, Triceraton Castaway

Reach, trample
When Zog enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Mountaincycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Courier of Comestibles

Food

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Food card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you don't put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles