Pick Your Poison

Choose one —
• Each opponent sacrifices an artifact of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.
• Each opponent sacrifices a creature with flying of their choice.

Pompous Gadabout

During your turn, this creature has hexproof.
This creature can't be blocked by creatures that don't have a name.

The Pride of Hull Clade

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total toughness of creatures you control.
Defender
{2}{U}{U}: Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0, gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its toughness," and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Rope

Equipped creature gets +1/+2, has reach, and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
{2}, Sacrifice this Equipment: Draw a card.
Equip {3}

Rubblebelt Maverick

When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Sample Collector

Whenever this creature attacks, you may collect evidence 3. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. (To collect evidence 3, exile cards with total mana value 3 or greater from your graveyard.)

Sharp-Eyed Rookie

Clue

Vigilance
Whenever a creature you control enters, if its power is greater than this creature's power or its toughness is greater than this creature's toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Ooze

Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

They Went This Way

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Topiary Panther

Trample
Basic landcycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Haazda Vigilante

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control with power 2 or less.

Tunnel Tipster

At the beginning of your end step, if a face-down creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{T}: Add {G}.

Undergrowth Recon

At the beginning of your upkeep, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

A Mysterious Creature

Vengeful Creeper

Disguise {5}{G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Vitu-Ghazi Inspector

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. (Exile cards with total mana value 6 or greater from your graveyard.)
Reach
When this creature enters, if evidence was collected, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and you gain 2 life.

Agrus Kos, Spirit of Justice

Double strike, vigilance
Whenever Agrus Kos enters or attacks, choose up to one target creature. If it's suspected, exile it. Otherwise, suspect it. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)

Murders at Karlov Manor