Vault 112: Sadistic Simulation

Energy Reserve

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.)
I, II — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
III — Pay any amount of {E}. If you paid one or more {E} this way, shuffle your library, then exile that many cards from the top. You may play one of those cards without paying its mana cost.

White Glove Gourmand

Human Soldier

Food

When this creature enters, create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.
At the beginning of your end step, if another Human died under your control this turn, create a Food token.

Young Deathclaws

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Each creature card in your graveyard has scavenge. The scavenge cost is equal to its mana cost. (Exile a creature card from your graveyard and pay its mana cost: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that card's power on target creature. Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Agility Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control each gain haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability.

Behemoth of Vault 0

Trample
When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E} (four energy counters).
When this creature dies, you may pay an amount of {E} equal to target nonland permanent's mana value. When you do, destroy that permanent.

Brotherhood Vertibird

Flying
Brotherhood Vertibird's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or greater: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Junk

C.A.M.P.

Whenever fortified land is tapped for mana, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that creature shares a color with the mana that land produced, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
Fortify {3} ({3}: Attach to target land you control. Fortify only as a sorcery.)

Brotherhood Scribe

Metalcraft — {T}: You get {E} (an energy counter). Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Charisma Bobblehead

Soldier

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}: Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

ED-E, Lonesome Eyebot

Flying
ED-E My Love — Whenever you attack, if the number of attacking creatures is greater than the number of quest counters on ED-E, put a quest counter on it.
{2}, Sacrifice ED-E: Draw a card, then draw an additional card for each quest counter on ED-E.

Endurance Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.

Expert-Level Safe

When this artifact enters, exile the top two cards of your library face down.
{1}, {T}: You and target opponent each secretly choose 1, 2, or 3. Then those choices are revealed. If they match, sacrifice this artifact and put all cards exiled with it into their owners' hands. Otherwise, exile the top card of your library face down.

Intelligence Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{5}, {T}: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.

Treasure

Luck Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Roll X six-sided dice, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control. Create a tapped Treasure token for each even result. If you rolled 6 exactly seven times, you win the game.

Mister Gutsy

Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Nuka-Cola Vending Machine

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Fallout