Tokka & Rahzar, Terrible Twos

This spell can't be countered.
Menace
Whenever a player casts a spell, if the amount of mana spent to cast it was less than its mana value, Tokka & Rahzar deal 3 damage to that player.

Chrome Dome

Copy

Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0.
{5}: Create a token that's a copy of another target artifact you control. That token gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Everything Pizza

When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.

Henchbots

When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Krang, Utrom Warlord

Flying, trample, indestructible, haste
Other artifact creatures you control have flying, trample, indestructible, and haste.

Omni-Cheese Pizza

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Mutagen

The Ooze

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.

Skateboard

When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Technodrome

Reach, trample
This creature can't attack or block unless its power is 6 or greater.
{T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Leonardo's Technique

Sneak {1}{W} (You may cast this spell for {1}{W} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Return one or two target creature cards each with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Mutant

Turtle Blimp

Flying
When this Vehicle enters, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Turtle Van

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Weather Maker

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}.
{T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.

Dimension X

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Escape Tunnel

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Foot Headquarters

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles